Lmao please write one. I can see it now!
"Ben Carpenter: From Beta Tester to Anabeta Lover"
"This ravishing tale takes us from the start of a young lads journey as a beta tester for a product that little did he know would soon become a game changer in the supplement industry. We fallow him along his journey through trials and tribulations as he becomes one of the most influential power players in the supplement industry. Power, passion, greed, love, lust, Erase, money, and sex."
I would buy 12 copies, ask you to sign each one, read and memorize each word so I can try out for the role of Ben Carpenter in the motion picture
"Ben Carpenter: The Man, The Myth, The Legend"